Hire me, CVS

To know me is to know I love CVS. I get 90 percent of my skincare and makeup from there and I can save a ton, practically getting items for free. I keep telling people I could be an ambassador on how to shop at CVS and save. Even my mother has learned of my ways when we left the store with a cart full of items and I paid less than $5.

Yesterday I received this email:

If I was to have another child their first word would be “CVS.”